Welcome to Ellie's Fashion Review!

Right, so I would just like to preface this by saying that this is all in good fun and I mean no offence to the artists or anyone involved in the creation of these outfits. I have a lot of opinions, and I love or hold an appreciation for all of the idols that we used for this so take it as a joke or your gonna be highly offended a lot of the time.

ALSO,

none of this is going to make much sense because it's essentially my unfiltered thought process.

Hope you enjoy!

Hyuna and Edawn

Oi, it's the vampire couple!

Digging the shoes.

Okay OKAY right OKAY

*Incoherent noises*

I don't understand high fashion.

Okay right okay

Why are his flies open?!?

Okay

You can't really see Hyuna's outfit because it's hidden by that FUCK OFF PONCHO

Everything Edawn is wearing would be okay separately, you know what the outfit would be okay IF HIS FUCKING FLIES WEREN'T OPEN

Hyuna just looks wrong to the eye

Taeyong

Y e s

Blue jacket. yes.

Chains. yes.

Red hair. fucking yes.

With the eyebrow slit. bitch yes.

everything about this is yes

yes

yes

overwhelmingly yes

Mark and Haechan

oh Christ

I have a belt like that! *grabs belt from under bed*

Mark who? Primark bitch

apron over the denim t-shirt

What is the purpose?

Roll neck

Is it a buckle or a zip?

stuff on Haechan's top is summoning satan

vinyl pants don't fit right

I hate the hat - a shade of orange I can't comprehend

I really like the plaid jumper hella cosy

Jungkook

t h i g h s

leather pants!!!!

I love this

I like the top it looks like R2D2 oh it's a piano

I like the leather - actually pleather trousers

the hair looks a bit on the emo side

he got some eyeliner on

Hyuna

I like the t-shirt

the socks look nice

What the fuck?

she's dressed like the Burberry Michelin man

you look puff

Hyuna your pants don't fit

I'm all for rolling up your trousers, but it don't look right and coupled with the biggest shoes I've ever seen

you need a toner

-shit flight attendant-

I love her though

Dowoon

hello drum

yes

i love him

bob

WE STAN BOB THE BUILDER

Not sure about the font and the two shades of red is that a backpack or part of the shirt

I want it *Halsey voice*

yes sinched waist

spikes on the belt just got out of hot topic

I love it it's like it's in his nan's stairway

Johnny

WHY the wig

Who made this executive decision?

yes but - lengthy

how to make a long boi look longer

Why? who let that happen, also that's a lot of blue on one person

a whole lot of blue and lime green/yellow

I hate the jacket

burn it

the hat - kill it before it lays eggs

-side note- Yuta is dressed like Georgie

the shoes look like moon boots, but he's tucked one in that must be so uncomfortable

oh johnny they did you so dirty

he looks like Jacob in twilight with that raggedy ass wig

San

We'll go with him because he's got chains on his glasses - K

I love him

HE'S NOT WEARING SOCKS

unless he's wearing those pop socks

more men should wear ripped jeans

I like the Hawaiian shirt

GIVE IT ME

He's so adorable

I want a belt like that. yes.

It's simple. It's classy. Its geezer on holiday.

see this is why they get rookie of the year

Namjoon

*Jhope voice*

aww babie

Moonbyul and Solar

I enjoy this outfit - K

I love it

apart from the sandals keep felt away

I love her

the outfit is a banger

I have one big offence

its the ring

a pop of colour

why is it giraffe colours but ladybird design

like what you win from at arcades - shitty plastic

big daddy energy

~Again all of this is for fun and no offense is meant towards the artists or anyone involved. This is all for laughs and clout~

Also a massive shout out goes to Kaitlyn as she worked as a scribe and wrote doubt my whole thought process while I ranted and raved about these outfits. So check out her blog posts as they are far more well written than this and she is brilliant, cheers.

Alright bye!